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Thursday, July 29th, 2004
4:30 am
me n kailee r gunna go to sleep now. she just helped me set this up... lol shes so kool. imma let her write in hers then we r gunna take our gay n lesbian asses to sleep. night allz. i added sum cute gay dudes.. if u dont wanna b added just tell me. night allz.
<3 kaileb

imma post a pic on sunday.me n kailee r in phoenix

Current Mood: drained
3:54 am
ur gay....sum of this isnt true
You Know You're Gay When;
1. You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates.
2. You understand the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka.
3. You understand the immense importance of good (or bad) lighting.
4. You can be in a crowded bar and still spot a toupee from 50 yards away.
5. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit and mean her bathing suit.
6. You can tell a woman she has lipstick on her teeth without embarrassing her.
7. No one expects you to kiss and not tell.
8. You can have naked pictures of men you know in your home.
9. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home.
10. You can have naked pictures of men you don't know in your home and on your computer.
11. Unlike your women friends, you can hang out in men's locker room.
12. You understand why the good Lord created spandex.
13. You understand why the good Lord did not intend everyone to wear spandex.
14. You know the difference between a latte, cappuccino, cafe au lait and a macchiato. And if you don't, you know how to fake it.
15. You know how to get back at just about everyone.
16. Your pets always have great names.
17. Nobody expects you to change a tire.
18. You're the only guy who gets to do the "Cosmo" quizzes.
19. You know how to get a waiter's attention.
20. You only wear polyester when you mean to.
21. At any given instant, you can recite who was gay since the dawn of history.
22. You are, hands down, your nephew's and nieces' favorite uncle.
23. You get to choose your family.
24. You can tell your sexual compatibility with a potential partner by the way he holds his drink.
25. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them.
26. You wouldn't be caught dead in Hooters.
27. You can freeze an approaching bar troll twenty feet away.
28. You're good pals with women other people can't stand.
29. You've always got an opinion, and don't mind sharing it.
30. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical.

Current Mood: cynical
2:23 am
hello all..im new to this livejournal thingie. i only found out about it cuz uv my sister kailee. im gay..and yes im male. feel free to post me. im new to this... *wink*

<3 kaileb

Current Mood: hungry
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